No electrical components please.

I'd wanted to make a commercial for them. I sent a signed copy of my novel to both Tim Cook and his Chief Marketing Officer "Joz" and never heard back from any of them. Fuck em. 

Just think it'd be nice to have a cabin there. 

Nice lawn ornament?

Preferably unwashed. 

I want to make a commercial for them with Sydney Sweeney as the "Drone Defender"... wink wink... nudge nudge...

If local PD wanted to reach out and offer this... omg... Text first, clearly identify yourself, and then we can link up. 

I do want it custom painted...

My green veteran ID got confiscated by military police. I want it back. That photo was my first day at The Pentagon.